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reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

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faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
- Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

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x0danielle:

someoriginalshit:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job



ooooomfg

lol 2014
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lovel-ylesbian:

♡

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

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shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

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keepcalmandlovegirls:

boobslyn:

stayuglly:

rose-j:

hawaiianmaster:

rose-j:

me soon bye

I hate when girls want fake boobs. Especially when they’re perfect the way they are

Lucky 100% of them wouldn’t be doing it for your opinion anyway.

Rebloggin’ just because of that holy shit

Lmao my boobs are not fake what the fuck

^ 😂😂😂😂
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thequeenshabit:

big-eazy:

thequeenshabit:

primetime93:

I have like 4 😂😂😂

The besssttttttt aha

Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.

^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂
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